Book Review: Tiger's Quest, by Colleen Houck

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Book Review: Tiger's Quest, sequel to Tiger's Curse, by Colleen Houck

review for book 1 here: vampirekiki.deviantart.com/art…

Take my words, Colleen Houck totally fails as an 'author', she offers us nothing bout cardboard cutout characters, empty headed heroine who seems to have no thought of her own, uninteresting and unrealistic dreamboat love interests, supporting character (Mr. Kadam) who's only there for the inform dump and being an all-knowing, all-useful plot device.

Beside all these, we also get a silly, painful-to-look-at love triangle--when one of the brothers is captured, the other brother still has the guts to flirt and make out with the captured brother's girlfriend. And before that happens, the 'heroine' somehow manages to date three different guys at once, and none of the guy thinks that's a problem with her dating so many fellows.

The main character Kelsey, for most of the time she doesn't even look and feel like an real person to me. Remember she supposedly had lost her parents? But you won't know it by reading Tiger's Quest, for Kelsey never spent a second to think about her late parents. Instead at the first half of the book, all Kelsey thought about is Ren and her three different dates. *sighs*

And Kelsey was faced with Goddess Druga and all the Eastern mythology, the belief of reincarnations and stuff, those new experience and knowledge never provoked her to think about life and death, the meaning of life and the world she lived in. All she thought about is still her boyfriend. *sighs*

I mean, Kelsey met a Goddess in person, but she never ever bothered to ask the Goddess: "Have you seen my mom and dad? Are they alright now?"

I mean, even Zoey Redbird from the House of Night series, bothered to ask her Goddess what had happened to her late mother after she was murdered!

KELSEY, ARE YOU FOR REAL?

As to the quest to find one of Goddess Druga's holy objects which takes up most of the book, DON'T GET ME STARTED WITH IT! For the whole time I feel like I'm trapped in the freaking Disneyland when Kishan and Kelsey are on their quest.

Also, don't ever get me started with how Houck bastardized the Hindus myth and mixed it up with those Greek mythical figures and fairies and shit.

During the whole progress of reading, I kept asking myself: "Why am I doing this to myself!?" Reading this book is so painful, so unbearable an experience, I kept turning pages just to get the whole thing over with. It's that bad.

You know what? I had gone through five of the Twilight books before, but right now I'm not one bit certain that I can survive the next book...
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I'm watching "Xena The Warrior Princess"(The spin-off of Hercules The Lengadry Journeys" on Netflix where it takes liberties of Greek, Hindu, & Chinsese mythologies but what sets it apart from this bad book series, Xena while goofy at times can be serious, there is consequences in the show, the characters are well developed and evolve especially the comic relief Joxer. I think the bastardization of mythologies in Collen Hocuck's books from I gathered is made worse by that she didn't want to create good stories or characters, she just wanted a Self-Insertion MarySue FanFic.